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A sardar went to hotel ordered chicken. Waiter came with the order. Sardar: murge ki taang kithe hai. Waiter: Wo langra tha. Sardar: Dil? Waiter: Dil murgi le gai. Sardar: Dimagh? Waiter: Murga sardar tha!!!!


Sardar going with his sister, Someone shouts "Oye mashoqa le ker kahan nikla" Sardar gets furious & slaps him, says "Oye, mashoqa ho gi teri meri to behan hai"


Aik sardar car mein battery lagwane gia, Mechanic ne pucha 'EXIDE' ki lagaun? Sardar bola: " Yar bar bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGA DE!"


Sardarji opens his lunchbox in the middle of the road.........why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office...


Two Sardarjis got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They take 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. One asks the other "What happens if the bombs blast off now"? The other says "Dont worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat."


Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4, he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason! He said: JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HO GI.


2 sardar jangle may ja rahay thay achanak samnay say Lion aa jata hay, aik sardar jaldi say us ki aankon may mitti dal daita hay aur baghnay lagta hay, dosra wahen khara rahta hay, Phala sardar aray bagh, dosra sardar may kiyon baghon mitti tum nay dali hay may nay nahi... [:)]


The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days...... He would loose 34 kilos..... At the end of 300 days..... Sardarji called the doctor to report that he had lost the weight..... But he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home." Said SardarJi.


Aik pagal khat likh raha tha, Kisi ne pucha kis ko likh rahay ho? Bola: "khud ko" Pucha: "Kia likha hai?" Bola: "Mujhay kia pata, abhi mujhay mila thori hai..."


Sardar ka 20 saal baad bacha hoa,wo udas ho gia. 2nd Sardar: Yaar udas q ho? Sardar: "20 saal baad bacha hoa wo bhi itna sa!"


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